Asteria Jade became one of our favorite adult stars before we ever watched one of her scenes. The cascading black hair that looks so pretty against her ivory skin... the all-natural body she shows off almost daily on her sizzling social media accounts, the one that looks so good in all colors of lingerie ... the sexy, mysterious stage name that draws you in and makes you want to know more.

We can't... get... enough.

In some ways, Asteria reminds us of another elite performer with the same last name: Katrina Jade. And that's about as high of praise as you can get, because in terms of both beauty and talent, Katrina, during her heyday, was as good as it got.

PornCrush is far from the only entity smitten with Asteria. AVN recently anointed her with a nomination for its coveted Best New Starlet award, and on New Year's Day, Vixen Media Group unveiled a scorching threesome featuring Asteria alongside A-listers Valerica Steele and Isiah Maxwell for its popular banner, Deeper.

Repped by OC Modeling, Asteria is leveling up fast, so it only makes sense that our latest installment of Jackin' Around is a no-holds-barred sit-down between Asteria and industry icon Captain Jack—the undisputed king of the Q-and-A. Dive in and enjoy.

Captain Jack: Tell me about Asteria Jade.

Asteria Jade: I am from Eastern Texas, I like it there a lot. I like the food. (laughs) I was raised very Catholic by an immigrant family.

CJ: How old are you?

Asteria: I’m 29.

CJ: How long have you been shooting now?

Asteria: Professionally, about a year-and-a-half. Only Fans was for six years before that.

CJ: You have some amazing breasts, what size are they?

Asteria: They are 32 Double D.

CJ: And all natural, right?

Asteria: Yes sir!

CJ: I first met you at the PornCrush Pool Party and you have a great body, especially in the green bikini you were wearing. Lately, you’ve been working out a lot. Do you have an end goal?

Asteria: I want to be a true muscle mommy; being able to wield swords and be one of the Battle Babes.

CJ: Were you a very sexual person before you started your OnlyFans?

Asteria: Actually, no. I was asexual and celibate for my entire time on OnlyFans. I think maybe after the first two years, I had sex but the rest of it was non-touching Dom stuff.

CJ: You were celibate when you started your OnlyFans. So, for a period there, you were just having sex on-camera? Not in your personal life at all?

Asteria: Yes. I was only doing solos for my OnlyFans and occasionally cuck work where it wasn’t even touching, it was more shaming stuff. So, I was just doing that…no touch, no contact for two years.

CJ: Do you have a count of how many people you were with pre-porn?

Asteria: I never really kept a body count. It was just like, if we did it, we did it. (laughs)

CJ: The domination, was that only on OnlyFans or were you a Dominitrix too?

Asteria: Both. It was a lot of both. My in-person stuff was a lot of fly-me-to-them and we would do a lot of hard-limit stuff like blood letting and knife play, stuff like that.

CJ: Were you with girls before porn?

Asteria: Yes. I dated a few girls. I’ve always been open to girls and guys. As long as you were a good person it didn’t really matter.

CJ: Did you have any professional jobs before you got into sex work?

Asteria: I went to college and got my degree in Political Science and got my double minor in Behavioral Psychology and Economics.

CJ: Why did you start your OnlyFans?

Asteria: I think I had always had a way about me where men would send money for no reason. It would just happen. I don’t know if it was the universe or something, but I would just post some pictures and someone would be, ‘Hey, let me send you some money today. I want you to have a good day!’ And I noticed OnlyFans taking off and I figured if I get enough people for a fanbase, I’ll start an OnlyFans. And when it got to 100 people saying they’d pay for it, I started one.

CJ: Why did you decide to take the next step and get into professional porn?

Asteria: It was probably about two years ago, my friend was in the industry and she was with Hussie. She was posting her stuff and she just inspired me. And I wanted to just try it. I figured it would give me a little bit of guidance. I was going to be a lobbyist and really follow through with working toward the type of career with my degree was in, but sexuality always came through stronger for me.

CJ: You were going to be a lobbyist in Washington DC?

Asteria: Yes, exactly. I was going to work for the marijuana industry and get some good legislation for it.

CJ: So, what was your first professional scene like? You were already doing OnlyFans but it’s different with all these people around and the cameras and everything. Were you intimidated? Nervous? Turned on?

Asteria: For my first professional scene, I was so excited to be on an actual film set. I think it was for Team Skeet and it was so exciting to be on a professional film set. It was almost like I found my calling.

CJ: How did you come up with your stage name?

Asteria: I’m really into theology and Greek mythology and Asteria is the Greek titan of starfalls and divenation.

CJ: You also have an interesting Twitter handle. Why do you go by walrus_simp?

Asteria: I’m a huge stoner and I smoke a lot of weed. One night I was goofing off with my friends and we were gaming, and they said I needed a better user name and I just randomly put two words together and they said that needs to be your user name for everything. And I did it!

CJ: What’s your favorite position?

Asteria: My favorite position is a position of power. (laughs)

CJ: Being 29, do you prefer working with people your age and older or do you like the younger people in the industry?

Asteria: That’s a great question. I’ve always been around an older crowd even when I was really, really young, I hung out with adults. I was really into literature and adults spoke like the people in my books. But lately it seems like I’ve been hanging out with a lot of young people in their mid-20s. I don’t know if it’s a position of ‘I’m so wild, I’m not mid-20s anymore” or what it is, but I really like that. So, I don’t mind if they’re a little bit younger or a little bit older, I don’t mind hanging out with any age group.

CJ: What do you like sexually? What gets Asteria wet?

Asteria: I really like sensuality and intimacy. I really like when the act feels romantic which is really ironic being that I’m a dominitrix. I do like a good sensual encounter where both parties are really into each other.

CJ: You’re totally dominant, right? Not a submissive bone in your body?

Asteria: Yes, absolutely. It has to be with the right type of energy. I’m very much dependent on the Dom’s energy. If the Dom is very masculine and very in tune with himself, I will naturally will flow into that submissive role.

CJ: How often do you masturbate?

Asteria: Probably twice a day. Once in the morning and once before I go to sleep.

CJ: Favorite method?

Asteria: Hitachi, 100%. It’s God’s golden gift to women!

CJ: Did you watch porn before you got into the industry?

Asteria: No. I wasn’t really religious about it. Occasionally, I would look up a video. I would watch Owen Grey and whatever was on the front page. I’m definitely getting more into it, for sure.

CJ: When a guy pops, where do you prefer it?

Asteria: I really like it when they cum on my titties. I like to look at it; it’s like a masterpiece. (laughs)

CJ: Are you a swallower?

Asteria: I am, yes.

CJ: Are you a size queen?

Asteria: No, actually, it’s really funny, I prefer a medium, average boyfriend dick.

CJ: You did anal in your first scene, is that something you enjoy in your personal life?

Asteria: I’m a performer down to my core. It’s not really my favorite thing but I’m learning to appreciate it a little bit more just for my own sanity. I feel like it’s just 100% performance driven. I get off to the fact that it’s getting other people off. (laughs)

CJ: Have you ever tried it in your personal life?

Asteria: I’ve tried it occasionally and it’s just, I don’t know, it just has never been that pleasurable for me.

CJ: Do you have any fantasies you would like to live out on-camera?

Asteria: Definitely, I have a whole Catholic fantasy with a hot priest and nun—a typical fantasy if you grew up in Catholicism taboo.

CJ: What do you look for in a guy off camera?

Asteria: I like a gentleman. I’m very much into literature so I like a well-spoken man. Courtship-type; I’m very much a lady off-camera and I like to be courted. I like the whole 1800s Pride and Prejudice attention.

CJ: What about girls?

Asteria: Oh God, just give me a girl. I love girls! No preference!

CJ: What are you like off-camera? When you have free time, what do you do for fun?

Asteria: Anything I can do that has to do with art. Painting, making movies, consuming film—I’m a huge film fan so anytime there’s a new horror film, any type of film, I’m watching it, consuming it, critiquing it, reading, hanging out with my cat, going on midget wrestling adventures.

CJ: Midget wrestling?

Asteria: Yes! In Vegas, we have midget wrestling. Me and my porn girlie go out every Saturday to watch that.

CJ: Who’s your porn girlie?

Asteria: Madison Wilde.

CJ: What’s the wildest or kinkiest thing you’ve ever done in your personal life?

Asteria: I think the wildest thing I ever did was when someone flew me out and he was really into knife play. He wanted me to slice all up and down his penis and jerk him off with his blood.

CJ: I’m just squirming thinking of that.

Asteria: I get a lot of clients! I’m telling you!

CJ: And how can the fans follow you on social media?

Asteria: On X, I’m @walrus_simp. Instagram is @theofficalwalrussimp. My OnlyFans is walrus-simp.